BUY THE KAT
Grab $ETHKAT on StonkFun.
THE ONE & ONLY
ETH
KAT
THE KAT POOPS ETH.
BUY THE KAT. HOLD THE KAT. GET ETH.
Hold the Kat. Get the ETH.
ETH POOPED000TAP THE CAT
THE BUSINESS MODEL
GOOD KAT.
GOOD ETH.
HOLD THE KAT
Keep your ETH Kat tokens in your wallet.
GET ETH
Receive ETH rewards according to the token’s verified distribution mechanics.
$ETHKAT→
→ETH
→ETHExact reward percentages, timing, and distribution mechanics will be published here after contract verification.
LOCAL LEGEND
JUST A KAT
WHO POOPS ETH.
Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows how he does it. He doesn’t explain himself. He just poops ETH.
- OCCUPATION
- Poops ETH.
- HOBBIES
- Smoking cigarettes. Being rich.
- LIFE PHILOSOPHY
- Hold the ETH.
- HOUSE RULE
- The cig stays in.
WELCOME TO
ETH KAT’S
WORLD.
He’s filthy rich. He just doesn’t see why that should change his zip code.
01THE TRAILER PARK
Home base. Low rent. High output.
02THE POKER TABLE
He never bluffs. He barely speaks.
03THE ETH ROOM
Nobody asks where it all came from.
04THE CORNER STORE
Exact change. In ETH.
THE NAME IS THE MEME
ETHKAT
HOLD THE KAT.
Hold the Kat. Get the ETH.
OFFICIAL TOKEN
GET YOURSELF
A KAT.
Not financial advice. He’s literally a cat.
STRAIGHT ANSWERS
ETH KAT
EXPLAINED.
What is ETH Kat ($ETHKAT)?
ETH Kat is a cat memecoin launched on StonkFun. The Kat poops ETH — holders receive ETH rewards.
Is ETH Kat a cat coin with ETH rewards?
Yes. $ETHKAT is designed around ETH rewards for holders according to the token’s verified distribution mechanics. Always confirm the live contract details on StonkFun.
How do I buy $ETHKAT?
Use the official Buy on StonkFun link on this page and verify the contract address before making a transaction.
What is the official ETH Kat contract address?
3bZTAtGV6F6gRE5oYLjf6FQ8Zbg4RAdFANVC9JafiWBS
Are reward percentages or payout schedules published here?
No. This site does not invent percentages, timing, taxes, or returns. Refer to the verified contract and official StonkFun listing for current mechanics.
AFTER HOURS
COME HANG
WITH THE KAT.
He’s rich. He’s unemployed. He poops ETH.